Remember Senior Sluff Day?

Hey, remember that? We all piled on a school bus and had a blast at Wet N' Wild in Vegas. Memories galore. And guess what? That water park ain't even in operation anymore, so I'm told.

What if you had missed out? Well, some of you did — lame excuses like you had to work or you were washing your hair that day or something. Many others almost didn't come. Some of you might remember Colt Smith and I in the halls wearing full-body a-frame signs trying to convince everyone to go. It was like running a political campaign for heaven's sake, and all to try to get people to do something fun and memorable.

Here we are again, 10 years later, and I'm trying to convince everyone to do something fun and memorable. Look, your 10-year-reunion is a once-in-a-decade thing, people. I promise, you will feel regret if you miss out. So, if you're currently in the "undecided" or "not coming" camps, please know that I will go to great lengths to convince you to do something fun and memorable. Don't make me break out the big guns. I'll do it. I swear I will. Don't test me. I'm crazy like that. Crazy like a FOX, yo!